10/1/2016
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
My parents never owned a dog. I grew up without a dog or a
cat in my life. In my childhood, a friend’s German shepherd bit through the
back of my jacket before his owner could control it. This incident convinced me
that my parents were wise. My sister must have been a slow learner because she
owned a dog after being married. While visiting her, it became evident that her
dog’s dander made me sneeze endlessly. The combination of fear and allergic
reactions to them made it a certainty that I would ever own a dog. That resolve
faded while living the American Dream in California (married, ranch house, many toddlers). The children implore
me, “We want a doggie, Daddy.”
In a moment of
weakness, I brought home a puppy from the pet store on a trial basis. That one
didn’t work out, nor did the next two. The dogs caused me to sneeze and scratch
for days on end. The puppies would nip at the kids and they would cry in terror.
After a few weeks of enduring this torment, it would be necessary for me to
foist off the dog for someone else to rear. They would not take the kids.
Once the family moved to Arizona , the thought of owning a dog never crossed my mind. Fate
intervened. One Christmas, my secretary insisted on giving my children a puppy
from a litter of Chinese Pugs her son bred and sold to supplement his income. The
last litter included an oversupply. My oldest daughter picked one from the
crowd, the cutest darned dog you ever saw. She gave it the best name a Pug
could have: Wrinkles.
The doggie gift came with the stipulation it would be registered
with the American Kennel Club. In a moment of creative genius, this name popped
into my mind: Finn-Chin-Chin. The name did not amuse my secretary. Unfortunately,
our new little pet died within a year. The children were heartbroken. How it
came to its untimely demise is not a story you wish to hear.
To make up for the loss I bought a used Pug, part of a
package deal, as the seller insisted we take a second dog off his hands, the
first one’s longtime pal. They were an unholy pair that drove the family nuts. No
one cried when I relegated these hounds to the pound.
Angie and I lived a
happy dog-free life for many years afterwards. This ended when our daughter, Laura,
moved to Hawaii and left us her German shepherd, Molokai. Given my youthful
experience with a dog of this breed, you cannot imagine my apprehension. Once
Moly arrived, two unexpected things occurred. My allergic reactions began to
abate, and my love for him became unbounded. A gorgeous and regal looking dog,
he made me feel proud to be his new owner. He assumed the role of King, but
restricted his realm to our kitchen area, choosing never to enter any other
room. For some reason, he hated our mail carrier, yapping at him incessantly. My
heart broke the day Molokai disappeared from our back yard. I grieve to this day over
his disappearance.
Shannon (our oldest granddaughter) lived with us briefly. In
1999, she brought home an abused dog from the pound named Nala after the
lioness in Disney’s film, The Lion King. Shannon
moved out. Nala did not. My wife finds Nala to be a great watchdog and a constant
companion. Should Nala move out or move on, no replacement is planned. My
appetite for pooches is sated. My wife, who may have different ideas, has the
deciding vote in this election.
Although no dog lapped at my boyhood tootsies, I filled my
childhood life with other diversions such as building model airplanes. The
finished product always looked as though it had just crashed. Collecting things
such as stamps or coins never appealed to me. At one time I had a two foot long
collection of interlaced matchbook before my interest in this pursuit waned. I tossed
away my modest collection of marbles, baseball cards, and 78-rpm recordings when
my employer transferred me to California from Manhattan in 1954. My treasured collections had gone to the dogs.
As my retirement life began, people urged me to try my hand at
woodworking, photography, cooking, painting and gardening; none of these
activities appealed to me. Golf consumed too much time while I could only swim
in my backyard for about five months a year.. My wife and other family members constantly
yapped at me to find a genuine certified HOBBY and to pursue it with dogged
determination. They were doggone worried about my bleak future.
They need not have been concerned. Life presented me with
numerous opportunities to enjoy myself. I became proficient with the use of a
camcorder, began writing my autobiography, and started conducting reminiscence
writing classes, performing volunteer work for blind and dyslexic students,
became a genealogical guru, a computer geek, and a chorister. My new-found
activities appeal to my heart and mind. Retirement life is not a dog's world
after all. Those pessimists found themselves barking up the wrong tree.
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